Ok. Time for a little office humor here....and some advise from the Queen of all Paper Pushers!!!
Fun stuff first...
Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your
TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new
coversheets on all the
TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on,
that'd be great. All right!
OK. So for anyone who has ever watched Office Space the movie you'll understand the humor in this and why sometimes in our lives we get stuck with the stupidest bosses of all time. Uhhhh....YEAHHHHH....*nodding*
So here's a word to the wise from an auditing stand point...
If you need to turn in anything resembling getting reimbursement from any state run / federally funded organization please do me a favor!
1.) When you turn in your paper work, know what the heck your doing and fill the dang forms out right.
2.) If you want to get reimbursed for it here's a thought,....we in the paper-pushing world call these things 'RECEIPTS'. *nodding*
3.) If you don't want people to
REDFLAG you, turn your crap in right and if you don't know how to fill something out, for goodness sake ask someone how to do it.
Think of it like this...if you turned in a screwy set of TAXES to the I.R.S do you seriously think that after they have audited the crap out of your paperwork that they don't "
REDFLAG" you and every other time you turn in paperwork and go...
"
Ahhhhh John Smith turned in some taxes again, let's nit-pick him and see where he
screwed up this time!!!!
AHHH hA HA HA HA HA...."
Trust me. I know. I'm the queen.
The queen of the "Paper Pushers".
No I wont' sign any autographs.